- Yankee Doodle: Did he name his horse 'Macaroni' or was he totally nuts and mayhaps thought a feather was indeed pasta? It's never entirely been clear to me.
- Braille on drive through ATM's: No, seriously; braille. . .on. . .drive through. . . atm's? Pretty sure those blind folks don't do so much driving, let alone multi-tasking while behind the wheel. Although that would explain a lot of things I've seen on the roads. If I were less lazy I would have taken a right nice picture for you but I said "IF".
- Superman* / Clark Kent: Alter ego my ass! C'mon, not even Lois catches on?
*Read through a hundred or so of these gems.. totally worth it!